I was in a county jail (not the Cumberland County Conjugal Visit Jail) earlier this week and heard the corrections officers complaining about some administrative hassles they were dealing with. I said that I always figured their jail ran like a well oiled machine.

One of the guards responded, "Yeah, if you oil it with dirt and sand."

 




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AuthorJonathan Handelman